Even the most dim Canadians must now recognize that Canada’s is at the forefront of this faux-climate movement, only because the rest of the world has walked away from bankruptcy-by-climate. But the urge  for a Boy Scout Leadership badge is strong in the land of Elbows Up, and thus they keep plugging away, spending your money on their compulsion. Sad for them and their elite pals, no one buys the grift anymore.

Name/ Image/ Likeness has scrambled all boats in the sports industry. That includes the NHL, where the combination of NIL and the end of restrictions on players with CHL experience getting scholarships has been lifted. Now top prospects of college age can play in the CHL a couple of years and then flip to the NCAA for grooming, higher profile and money. All power to players.

For an innocent “interview” opportunity Vrabel/ Russini certainly drew the interest of Mike Vrabel’s owner Robert Kraft, who had his own little crisis in 2019 over his preference for happy-endings massage with immigrant Asian women in Florida. According to In Touch , Kraft “had his honchos pressure The Post before they published and tried to kill the story,”

When all is said and done— and when the legendary Scott Oake signs off from HNiC— the season will probably be known for two bigger stories than just another Stanley Cup. Foremost was the underdog U.S. men’s team getting the game of a lifetime from goalie Connor Hellybuyck as they won the Olympic gold in February. And the prurient porn of Heated Rivalry.

In Vancouver Mike Gills was an iconoclast first, last and in-between. He gave Vancouver the greatest team it had ever had. In his 2021 proposal Gillis described his model franchise as “best-in-class, championship organization on and off the ice.” We are guessing that sounds just about right for Leafs Nation. We’ll know by the draft if that’s the Leafs’ formula, too.

Baseball is on a hot streak making the game better. The pitch clock, Shohei Ohtani, the ghost runner in extra innings, the expansion of the base sizes themselves, legalized betting and now ABS. Plus, they have had some terrific World Series recently. 

Baseball is on a hot streak making the game better. The pitch clock, Shohei Otahni, the ghost runner in extra innings, the expansion of the base sizes themselves, legalized betting and now ABS. Plus, they have had some terrific World Series recently. Venezuela’s win in the World Baseball Classic final was the most-watched game in WBC history. And Toronto’s drive to within one win of the World Series set Canadian records for ratings and streaming, too. It’s moved The Athletic to ask, “Has MLB overtaken the NBA as America’s No. 2 league?”

If you’re looking for a symbol of all that’s gone wrong in Elbows Up since the turn of the calendar look no further than Toronto’s captain and occasional superstar Auston Matthews, the American captain in the Olympics. Canadians— Leafs fans in particular— don’t need to be reminded what happened next. The image of a transcendent Matthews with the gold medal around his neck, after the OT golden goal from Jack Hughes, was extra galling for Toronto fans— who then heard Matthews’ teammates extoll his leadership in the Olympics.

Fighting the new way of watching was a losing proposition. The leagues the networks covered saw an obscene amount of profit from pairing with the corporations that ran gambling. Needing money to pay the sky-rocketing price of superstar talent they saw arms-length gambling as a solution. Don’t take money from betting, Take it from there people who run betting. 

If you’re waiting for the giant media pushback against entitled women hockey players  on SNL you’ll be waiting a long, long time. Somehow the targeted players on the men’s gold medal team bit their lower lip, took one for the nation on live from New York TV. And the frantic sports media corps could find nothing for which to blame Donald Trump.

Now Trump gets to host the victorious USA hockey gold medalists at the White House or— he’s sending a plane!—Tuesday’s State of the Union. He’s bringing in the women’s gold medal winners, too. While Carney nurses what could have been for Elbows Up. But hey, let’s go to Mexico. We hear it’s beautiful this time of year. If you don’t don’t mind the narco state drug wars.

Had it been like the 2010 Vancouver Olympics where Canada was running the medal table the entire stone touching episode might have been brushed off. Pun intended. But the first week of the Cortina/ Milan Games was a death valley for Canada’s medal hopes. Until Mikäel Kingsbury finally notched a gold in moguls on Sunday Canada had just eight medals, none of them gold. This was not what Elbows Up had been expecting.

Like the torn ACL that caused Lindsay Vonn to crash in Sunday’s downhill, the Cortina/ Milano Games are limping around in a politically charged atmosphere. Having been shut out on pithy quotes about Donald Trump at the Australian Open Tennis tournament, the world’s progressive sports media are fishing for gotcha’ quotes from athletes. And they’ve hooked a few.

If you need to ask what “stuff” happened this time last year you need to get a life. Stuff means the Four Nations tournament held last February Canada persevered over its goaltending and more to beat the USA for the title, one invented by the NHL to fill the All Star gap. If that formula sounds like a recipe for half-hearted effort you’d be wrong.  The first USA/ Canada showdown in the round robin is probably one of the Top 10 most memorable men’s games. Ever.

Remember that, until the Super Bowl era, the big American sports events were boxing matches, the Triple Crown, the World Series and college bowl games. (In Canada it was the Grey Cup, the Stanley Cup and the Brier.) Most, if not all, have been pushed aside by the NFL marketing colossus. Why could the same not happen to the NFL ?

The latest argument for salary caps is the World Series winning L.A. Dodgers—who’ve won three of the five World Series in which they’ve appeared since 2017— signing prime free agent slugger Kyle Tucker to a four-year, $240 million contract. (He’s reported to have turned down an even larger 10-year $300 million offer from Toronto). Added to the Dodgers already formidable lineup it seems unfair to baseball fans who still think fair is a concept in sports.

Shoresy is a love note to the segment of Canada being ignored by the current fashion of faux diversity. These people are diverse as hell, but no one in authority ot the media sees them. They don’t use their diversity as a lever tho extract more power. They’re cut-throat and conniving in favour of their own interests. And viewers love it.

There are many other factors in play. Access to elite training, cost, warmer winters eliminating outdoor rinks, cultural preferences for other sports— all play some part. But as we said in 2019, “the days when Canadiens GM Sam Pollock getting the top two French Canadians as protected draftees was considered a steal are long gone.”

There’s an observation that only two things bind modern Canada. The federal equalization scheme and hockey, The past year illustrated that equalization is on tenuous ground with talk of separation in Quebec, Alberta and Saskatchewan. Hockey, conversely, drew the nation closer at the moment that Donald Trump read the riot act to Canada’s elites.

In almost every realm outside male sports and the priesthood a gay hockey movie might be ho-hum. But in men’s hockey? The NHL? The omertà on LGBTQ content is the same as it was in the days of Rocket Richard and Gordie Howe. It’s stunning, in fact, that in the 50 years since gay came out of its closet no active NHL stars have taken the opening. Nor has anyone in the LGBTQ community outed anyone famous.

Perhaps if enough citizens spend an afternoon shivering in the stands of a wintertime football game we might achieve a small piece of sanity and learn that that , while climate is always changing, it’s not worth the price we’ve paid this century. Luckily some are doing just that.